Hello doston, mera naam Mitansh hai, par sabhi mujhe pyar se Monu kehte hai. Ye meri pehli kahani hai. Ummeed karta hu ki ye aapko pasand aayegi. [email protected] par apni feedback dena. Samay barbaad na karte hue chaliye shuru karte hai.
Sundarpur Gaon ke ek bade se ghar ke peeche hi ek tabela bana hua tha, jahan peeche ke hisse mein kuch bhains aur gaaye bandhi hui thi. Wahin agle hisse mein ek chhoti si khidki lagi hui thi. Aur usi khidki pe is samay ek jawan ladka yani ki main, jo kaafi gora aur khoobsurat hu, khada hua tha. Main chaaro taraf dekh raha tha, aur sath hi mein thoda darra hua bhi tha.
Par tabhi meri soch ko todte hue 2 hath meri bagal se nikal ke aage aate hai, aur mere halke ubhre hue nipples ko jakad lete hai. Apne jism pe un mazboot hatho ki chhuuan se main poori tarah machal padta hu “Aaaahhh… Maaaaaaaa”.
Par isse pehle ki main aur kuch bol paata, un hatho ka malik apne hatho ki jakad mazboot kar deta hai, aur mere masum nipples ko zor se masal deta hai. Isse main ek baar fir se tadap padta hu “Aaaaaaaaahhhh… Khalid”.
Mere jaise khoobsurat ladke ko koi yu maslega to halka dard to hoga hi. Par yu nipples ka mardan hone ke kaaran mujhe maza bhi bahut aane laga tha. Wahin mere peeche chipka wo doosra ladka poori mehnat se apna kaam kar raha tha.
Nipples ke aise pyar se masle jaane ki wajah se main apne andar garmi ko saaf-saaf mehsoos kar paa raha tha. Isliye khud hi apni gaand ko halka sa peeche kar leta hu, aur us peeche waale mardana jism se khud ko chipka deta hu.
Isse mujhe apni gaand mein koi moti cheez chubhti hui mehsoos hoti hai, aur meri siskari foot padti hai “Aaaaaaahhhh”. Peeche wala ladka mere nipples se apni jakad thodi kam karta hai, to main kisi ladki jaise sharmate hue uski taraf ghoom jata hu. Fir us mardana ladke ko dekh ke dheere se sharma jata hu. Meri aisi ladkiyon wali ada dekh ke wo poori tarah pagal ho jata hai.
“Behanchod tu kya mast maal hai. Madarchod kya cheez banayi hai tere Baap ne.” Wahin main uski baat pe kisi dulhan ki tarah sharma padta hu. Aur kisi Patni jaise shikayat karte hue kehta hu-
Main: Kya bhai, achanak se yu itne zor se daboch liya. Dekho mere nipples laal ho gaye hai.
Main apni khoobsurti aur apne laal pad chuke nipples ko dikhate hue aise sharmate hue ye bol raha tha, maano ek patni apne pati se shikayat kar rahi ho. Wahin doosra ladka jo meri hi umar ka tha, par mujhse zyada jawan aur dekhne mein ek asli mard tha, aur uske andar mere jaisi nazakat nahi thi, balki use dekh ke hi pata chal raha tha ki asli mard kaise hote hai.
Mere khoobsurat nipples ko masalne wala ye ladka halke gehua rang ka, mazboot kadd-kaathi, aur lambe chaude jism wala tha. Bilkul Gaon ke mehnati kisan jaisa.
Wo bina kuch bhi bole, bas muskura ke meri aankhon mein dekhte hue, apna chehra aage karke, mere ek nipple ko apne muh mein bhar ke choos leta hai “Sllllrrrrrrpppp.”
Is harkat se khoobsurat jism wala main aise tadap padta hu, maano kisi ne mere yovan ko lootne ki shuruaat kar di ho “Aahhhhhh Khalid…”
Ab to aap samajh hi gaye honge mere yovan ka rass-paan karne waale doosre ladke ka naam ‘Khalid’ hai, jo ki aur koi nahi mere bachpan ka dost hai. Par meri is Kamuk aahh ne shayad mere dost Khalid ko bata diya tha ki ab is khel mein meri poorn sehmati thi.
Tabhi mera dost Khalid mere nipple ko chooste hue kehta hai: Apne khoobsurat dost ke nipple choosne ka swaad hi alag hota hai. Meri jaan ‘Monu’.
Ab aap bhi samajh gaye honge ki jiska yovan lutne wala hai yani main ‘Monu’ hu. Aur mera yovan rass lootne waale ka naam Khalid hai. Yani mere bachpan ka sabse acha dost.
Khalid apna mazdoor jaisa ek hath meri gori kamar pe rakhte hue, dheere se apna hath peeche ki taraf sarkate hue, jaldi hi meri masum gaand ko apni mutthi mein bhar ke zor se daboch leta hai.
Main: Aaaaaaahhhhh Khalid dhere, ufffffff.
Main kisi laundiya jaise tadap padta hu.
Khalid Muskurate hue kehta hai: Haye meri rand Monu, kya jawani hai teri. Bilkul kisi kacchi kali ladki jaisi. Aaj to tujhe chod ke teri seal khol doonga. Bol khulwayega na apni gaand ki seal mujhse?
Ab bhala main apne dost ko kya jawab deta? Par uski ye baat sun kar maano main andar tak tadap padta hu, aur aaahhh bharte hue kehta hu-
Main: Tujhse apni gaand marwane ke liye hi to main Delhi se Gaon wapas aaya hu.
Khalid apne hath ko meri gori gaand pe chalate hue dheere se uspe maarta hai “Chataaaakkkkk”.
Main: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh.. dheere bhai.
Khalid haste hue: Saale abhi se chillane laga. Abhi to gaand fatni baaki hai teri.
Yahan se aage badhne se pehle ye jaanna zaroori hai ki baat yahan tak pahunchi kaise? Aur aisa kiya hua ki main aaj apne dost se apni gaand marwane ko taiyaar ho gaya?
Isliye ye janne ke liye hame 1 maheene peeche chalna hoga. Main pichle 4 saalon se apne gaon se door Delhi mein apne bade mama-mami ke paas reh raha tha. Aur in 4 saalon mein ek baar bhi gaon nahi jana hua.
Waise abhi kuch dino pehle hi mere 12th ke exam poore hue the, aur ab jaldi hi main wapas apne gaon jaane wala tha. Kyunki wahan pita ji ko meri zaroorat thi.
Aur is baat ko leke main bahut zyada khush tha. Mere mama ki yahin Delhi mein kapdon ki ek badi dukan hai. Main khaali samay mein unki dukan pe rehta hu, jisse unki kuch madad ho sake.
Baaki dino ki tarah us din bhi main dukan pe baitha hua tha. Mama khaana khaane ke liye ghar gaye hue the, aur dukan pe us samay sirf main aur dukan ki saaf safayi karne wala ‘Chhotu’ hi the. Tabhi mere phone pe kisi ka message aata hai “Kaisa hai Bhai?”
Number naya tha isliye main use pehchan nahi paata, par jawab deta hu-
Main: Badhiya, par aap kon?
Doosri taraf se hasne waali emoji aata hai, aur sath mein jawab-
Wo: Saale main Khalid hu. Delhi jaake apne bachpan ke dost ko bhool gaya?
Mujhe yakeen hi nahi hota, kyunki jab se main yahan aaya tha, aaj jake kahin Khalid se baat ho paa rahi thi. Khalid mere bachpan ke kuch sabse ache doston mein se ek tha. Par fir Delhi aane ke baad usse baat-cheet band hi ho gayi thi.
Main turant jawab deta hu: Kaisa hai bhai? Tujhse baat karne ki kitni koshish ki, par tere paas to phone hi nahi tha.
Khalid ka jawab bhi turant hi aata hai: Haa bhai ye to tha, par ab ye number save kar le. Maine aaj hi naya phone liya hai, aur sabse pehle tujhe hi message kar raha hu.
Main ye jaan ke bahut khush hota hu aur aage poochta hu: Waise saale mera number kahan se mila?
Khalid: Arre aaj hi chachi se mila tha khet pe. Unse hi liya.
Khalid meri maa ‘Maalti’ ki baat kar raha tha.
Main: Aur bata maa kaisi hai?
Khalid tapaak se likhta hai: Bilkul mast hai bhai.
Mujhe thoda ajeeb lagta hai, par fir sochta hu gaon ki bhasha hi aisi hoti hai. Uske baad hum aur kuch baatein karte hai, aur aise hi ab lagbhag roz hi hamari baatein hone lagti hai. Hum zyadatar WhatsApp pe hi baatein karte the.
Aise hi ek din raat ko jab main bistar pe leta hua tha, tabhi Khalid ka message aata hai: Aur bata busy to nahi hai?
Main: Main kahan busy hone laga?
Khalid: Kyun, Delhi mein koi girlfriend nahi patayi?
Main: Kahan yaar, ladkiyon se baat karne ki himmat hi nahi hoti.
Khalid hasne wali kayi saari emojis bhejta hai, aur fir kehta hai: Chal apna ek photo bhej. Main bhi to dekhu mera bhai itne saalon baad kaisa dikhne laga hai.
Maine use usi position yani bistar pe lete-lete ek selfie click karke bhej di, aur uske jawab ka intezaar karne laga. Thodi der baad Khalid ka jawab aata hai-
Khalid: Saale ye kis laundiya ki photo hai? Waise saali kiya garam maal hai.
Mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki wo mazaak kar raha tha ya sach mein use meri photo aisi lagi?
Main: Saale kya bol raha hai? Meri photo hai.
Kuch palon tak uska koi jawab nahi aaya.
Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega.